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November 2, 2026

Honest Abe Rolls Into Election Day: Roller Skate Politics, 50% Off

Roller Skate Politics Genius Pipe: Abe Lincoln on a skateboard

We are in a constant search for personal freedoms, in this country and around the world.

In today's age, political swings and unpredictable tricks are the norm. But in large measure, similar challenges and rewards have always been here, and every generation has taken this path as part of its evolution. What will we be witnessing this time?

Meet Honest Abe, on a skateboard

Behold Abe Lincoln, the man of the hour, cruising down the street in his signature stovepipe hat—on a skateboard! With his suit sharp and his hat sky high, he's defying gravity and expectations alike. Who knew Honest Abe had such moves?

Roller Skate Politics is a Limited Edition Genius art pipe, and for Election Day it's half off: $59.98 (was $119.95). An incredible piece of Genius collectible memorabilia, for true fans.

Same Genius inside

Every Genius Pipe has 1,800+ patented dimples that cool and smooth each draw with no water, and a magnetic slider that seals the bowl between hits. Easy to clean, made to last.

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Also 50% off for Election Day: Independence Genius, the American flag on an American-made Genius Pipe. And the Genius Mini + free Mill Grinder is $79.95.

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